No Kings-No Brains

No Kings? Nah, No Clues! This Anti-Trump Farce is Goofy, Misguided, and a Puppet Show for Wannabe Royals.

Well, shucks and gee willikers, yesterday’s “No Kings” blowout, with millions supposedly storming the streets to dump on Trump as some wannabe despot.

Folks are out there waving premade signs about “authoritarian excesses” like deportations and shutdowns, thinking they’re channeling the Founding Fathers to save democracy from the big orange bogeyman, call it what it is, the mental illness known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

But here’s the goofy twist: it’s all smoke and mirrors, orchestrated by the same progressive power brokers, like MoveOn, ACLU, SEIU unions, George Soros, and the Open Society Foundations, even cameos from Kamala and AOC–who are just itching for their turn on the throne. Obama and Hillary want in, but both are used up and out of favor now.

These aren’t grassroots rebels; they’re the aspiring kings, herding your outrage into their donor-fueled empire-building for the next election cycle. It’s like mistaking the ringmaster for the lion while the clowns count the cash.
Trump? He won in ’24, fair and square, so democracy’s not under siege; it’s just got a new ringmaster. But why let facts get in the way when you can rebrand a shutdown as a “hate America” sequel?

Protesters, you’re not dethroning tyrants; you’re the paid and unpaid extras in someone else’s power play. Misguided? Check. Goofy? Tripping over your own pitchforks, ditch the signs, goofy ones, the real rebellion’s at the ballot box, where you can’t win. For now, real Americans laugh at you. We will celebrate it on July 4!

Besides, we can’t expect people who don’t know the difference between a man and a woman to understand the difference between a King and a President. And it was a day for, you know, old folks trying to relive their Vietnam protest days; trying to get in one last protest before they pass, with great grandkids in tow.